it's supp to be my older blogs.
but there's alot of nice nice love poems and stuffs.
http://www.earthwindfiree.blogspot.com/
tak a look at it!
although i wun post alr..
LOL
They say memories are golden
Well maybe that is true
But I never wanted memories
I only wanted you.
A million times I needed you
A million times I cried
If love alone could have saved you
You never would have die.
In life I loved you dearly
In death I love you still
In my heart you will forever hold a place
No one could ever fill
If tears could build a stairway
And heartache make a lane
I will walk the path to heaven
And bring you back again
Our family chain is broken
And nothing seems the same
But as God call us one by one
The chain will be linked again.
hi humans!
i'm sooo happy tat it's half day today!
woots!
we were realeased at 10.15am lehhh..
hahs.
for geo,
cy and i crapped in the lessons.
agnes and i crap 4 some time too..
tt mr tan damn irritated lahh..
we've got to pay ard $19 for a terrible looking class tee.
it's the jersey kinda material and round necked!
omg lahh..
with felicia's fave colour, ORANGE.
diee arrrr...
i HOPE the wording's nt GREEN.
LOL.
english,
we did the dunnnnooo what oral stuffs.
den mr prichard told us muz switch voice when reading..
wat crap mann...
u tot comedy ar?
tskkk....
DANCE!
damn nice.
we watched ' take the lead '
veryy nice and funny in the middle of the show.
1st part VERY boring.
yes.
soo.. cy and i crapped again.
with diyana.
yes.
after the lessons..
went to looked for mrs teo finish presenting the home econ proj with THAT HUMAN.
den petrina brought the WRONG thumbdrive.
irritating lahhhh...
i realised tt cy LOVES to hit me..
ohhh nooooooooo...........
why ar ?!?!
go hit diyana lahhh...
leave meee aloooneeeee~
jkjk.
tt's all for now.
buhbye, ppl!
Stress Reliever # 1
Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
_________________________
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
__________________________
Stress Reliever # 3
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
___________________________
Stress Reliever # 4
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
___________________________
Stress Reliever # 5
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
____________________________
Stress Reliever # 6
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
_____________________________
Stress Reliever # 7
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour
who the anoymous in cy's blog ar?
tsk..
wad crap lor.
cy's blog nt crap okaayyy..
so real lor.
mine's too...
=))
anyway,
friday's a HALF DAY!
woots!
sooo happy....
okay.
i'm nt.
coz there EXAMS NXT WK!!!
omgomgomg.
*freaking out*
hahs.
went online 2 crap to jia en..
den tok stuffs tt dun make sense.
or prob it does.
i've got exam fever alr lor.
brain nt working le..
how?
i love history..
okay.
the writing parts only..
coz of no reason.
when i have a reason den i post okie?
hee~
geog was FUN.
or it's....
tt agnes ar.
kept telling everyone i like mr tan.
nt true okay..
so,
i told everyone tt agnes likes mr ng.
HAHS.
it's true lor.
she sat bside me and told me so.
anyway,
i KNOW she wun go to my blog one..
coz she din even noe my blog add.
lol.
our history teacher,
mr lim crapped.
we did tis stoopid test to boost our CA marks.
and he GAVE us the ANSWERS.
guess what he told us.
" i'm sure tt there's no idiots in this class. "
wth lor.
he told us yesterday and today lehh.
den i told him tt he told us tat yesterday alr.
he was like..
" OMG! isit?!?! "
i can SEE that he's got a very very bad memory.
heee.
for maths,
some humans and i went out of class.
it's bcoz we din even understand tt stoopid qn lor.
wth.
he gave us the ws.
and it's a NEW topic.
happily told us to do the qns.
and sent us out of class bcoz we din KNOW how to DO.
hell lahh..
tell mi how to do lor.
tskk..
retarded teachers.
can't understand meh.
you know doesn't mean WE know.
=.=
crapppp....
my correction tape nt working again!
all bcoz sneha used it.
cy and diyanna don't lor.
my brain went dead.
soo..
i toked to JIA EN over msn of course..
and she listened to my CRAPS.
i heart <3> jia en
since she requested me to say that
muahaha..
jia en juz caught my crapping virus.
whatt nonsense lahh....
and tell mi she's always crappy.
extracted fm the conversion:
jia [en] ; :: † " Your glory goes beyond all fame " † :: says:
actually not much diff wad
. jia [en] ; :: † " Your glory goes beyond all fame " † :: says:
its just diff
. jia [en] ; :: † " Your glory goes beyond all fame " † :: says:
haha
____________________________
funny arrr...
we've got soo many crappy ppl in tis church.
xP
shall nt crap any further.
buhbyes!
happy exam-ning!
chan ying!
dun try killing mi mif my correction tape arr..
heh..
ppl, u noe..
dun ever try 2 throw mi things.
coz i've gt a very bad catching.
lol.
miss thanabal ( cannibal ) scolded us coz of CHAN YING'S throwing of correction tapes..
heh.
thank GOD nv throw in her face.
if nt die mann..
LOL.
thwor into her face oso gd lor.
den we wun nid to see her.
HAHAS.
she say what ' you don't throw heavy stuffs like that. it's dangerous. ' or somthing liddat.
chanying. don't mis-aim ar.. ltr the correction tape hit my face..
den you wun b able to see mi in sku alr.
hehs...
for english,
we did the dunno what quiz thing..
or wadeva u call it.
it's nt even english lor.
mr prichard arrrrr....
he makes no sense.
LOL.
goodbye for now.
better nt make tis a long long post.
x)
[delete]
ever wished that memories
could be like computer files?
so easily deleted with a
click
and never be seen again.
it's too bad memories
don't work that way.
if it did,
pain wouldn't really exist.
hellooos....
=))
it's linn's b'day somewhere this wk.
heh.
i din noe lehhh....
oops.
so.. the humans bought a b'day cake...
and we're fed off the knife lehh..
okayy.. the plastic knife.
hee..
jocylyn, and i cannot make it lehh.
for jocylyn, the cake halfway in den come out le..
den for mie arr..
even worse.
the cake nt yet in alr start laughing.
LOL.
crapp lahhh...........
for yth,
jia en and i tried to get into the same sofa thingyy..
den i'm abit lagg lah.
so..
jia en 'won'.
heh.
oh yaa..
we had PIZZA for LUNCH!
hahas..
den played linn's bday gift..
the tumbling blocks thingg..
heh.
sry linn!
we wrote stuffs like song lyrics and verses on the blocks..
yeah.
alvin got alot of stuffs to write lehh..
den everything so complicated one..
lol.
all the formula stuffss..
jia en, daph, rach, benita, the others, and i dun geddit.
HAHs.
cannot rmb the stuff oso.
short term memory lehhh.....
jia en and i came back,
saw a HUGE SPACE inbetween daph and rach..
and of course we sat.
duh..
but..
we were TRICKED!!
jia en got tickled like hell by the both of them..
den i din noe lor..
soon after,
i gt tickled.
can die mann..
and after us, wei lun got ticked too..
XP
and after getting tickled,
we went in to look for the humans studying..
and tickled our TARGET,
IRIS!
hee~
played some monkey game thingg..
and made jia en the MONKEY.
like so may times lahh..
i onli bcome the monkey twice.
nt bad yea?
hah.
poor jia enn..
jump until whole face red.
okaay.
she din jump lah..
she WALKED
heh.
i got jump okaay..
but after some time..
lazy to jump le..
x)
oh yaa..
i think i sang too loud during the service.
omg..
heh.
i shall end here.
buhbye!
When the oceans rise and thunders roar, I will soar with You above the storm. Father You are king over the flood. I will be still, know You are God.
to listen to the song, go :
http://www.freewebs.com/weed_history/
All your base are belong to us
May the smile on your face
Come straight from your heart
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry
Maybe this world is another planet's hell
A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
You can't cheat an honest man
One slip, and down the hole we fall
It seems to take no time at all
Does the noise in my head bother you?
I know a million ways
To always pick the wrong thing to say
I must be an acrobat
To talk like this and act like that
Every rose has its thorn.
Sister Luck is screaming somebody else's name
It's no secret that a friend is someone who lets you help
It's no secret that a liar won't believe in anyone elser
whaaa.. finally charmaine posted her QUIZ thingy..
heh.
___________________
to lydia :)
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
you're tall! hah and you're rather shy person at first but somehow later on not so shy i guess...
[[ no lor.. i'm still shyyyy. hee~ ]]
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
design a christian blogskin! :) that is if you got time and know how to lah, haha.
[[ i dunno hw to. =(( ]]
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
black
[[ oohh.. isit bcoz of the shirts i wear? ]]
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
i don't know how to say, but there's this special part about you lah which i can't seem to describe :)
[[ hmm... ]]
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
the tall tall girl who came to my house and the one i talked to in my brother's room.
[[ hah. yes yes. and u r the veri funny one who keeps laughing.. other than me myself and i ]]
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
ostrich.
[[ why ar? ]]
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
what subject do you like most out of all that you're studying currently? must choose one ah! =D
[[ geog! hah. i juz like writing the answers.. weird yea?]]
8. You must post this on your blog! =D
[[ posted alr =) ]]
boo ppl.
*u r supp to scream *
anyway,
i regretted bringing back ALL my skuu books.
nxt wk gotta bring it BACK.
dieee mann..
den i wait for my dad 2 pick mie up..
guess what.
i waited for more than 30 mins like an idiot under the HOT SUN.
so.. i decided to go home myself.
i supp my brain's nt working today.
" Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it."
for music.. we went to the library to watch the choir biys?
dunno lahh..
she show super stopid lor.
for dance, we did the same.
we watched some very nice.
some rap thingyyy..
HAH.
tt one abit the extream lor.
yeah.
say tt girl AGAIN.
i wana change skuuuu....
=((
and forget what happened in tis SKUU.
hah.
crap lahh..
Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!
Life in a vacuum sucks
You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Conserve energy... fart in a jar
Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy..
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!
As I'm standing here, staring into the mirror
See the figure of a man trying to take a stand
And live for something more
Integrity is what I need and honor to my soul I feed
To give it up, pack it in, getting rid of all my sin that's weighing me down
Won't You come and fill
I want You to come and make me more real
Take this life, won't You change this life
Come and make me whole
Won't You take this life, won't You change this life
Come and make me whole
In my pursuit of what is real
My heart is longing with a need to feel my soul come alive
I trudge and I step through the height and the death
Of a long narrow as I'm growing old
And soon I will be home
we're having the presentation thing in the morning.
guess what.
I'VE GOT A PRESENTATION DONE WITH TT GIRL.
wth mann..
den thank GOD there's some prob with the powerpoint.
lols.
so.. tt girl got 2 re-do the powerpoint.
okay.
prob nt re-do coz the presentation's saved in her comp.
and i've totally no idea where is the pie chart, supposingly done by petrina.
and i suppose OUR presentation's going to be the worst.
coz...
some humans dunwan present.
and at the END, i'll have to present on my own.
dotz.
and tt girl said something stupid AGAIN.
' i'm suppose to be angry @ u. but since this is a presentation, i shall nt.'
what the hell mann..
anyway, i've nth to tok abt alr.
buhbye!
Wherever He leads, I'll follow~
i've took tis online quiz fm dq's blog... u wan the link?
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
_________________________________
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?
Your views on education
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.
The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.
Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.
hahas.
i've got 15 marks out of 20 for my sci pratical.
soo saddd..
tt's triple sad le..
='(
oh ya.
the highest in my class has onli 18.
whahaha.
my marks soo low...
and i'm soooo busy.
no more std test fm today onwards!
yay~
i've coppied something fm JIA EN's blog.
muahahaha...
_____________________________________
What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
AND, look how far the love of God will take you
L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
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whaaaa... we're going to get our PROGRESS CARD SOON AGAIN!!
omgomgomg.
wahaaaa....
ignore yesterday's post.
pls.
nvm.. as what DE QI said,
what done is done. cannot change.
so.. NVM!
wahaaa..
okay..
today,
i nv bring the stttooopppiiidddd drama SCRIPT.
die mann..
AND
we got choosen as group ONE!
hah.
1st to present lehh..
den no script.
at the END,
we did another script in 15 mins.
and rehersed.
den i 4got some parts and dunno what.
i think my grp will get the LEAST marks lor.
AGAIN.
double sad mann..
had some fun playing basket balls wif chanel, rach, bei ru, susan and myself?
hah.
they jump veri funny one.
jump like ballet oneee...
xP
waha..
ltr muz go edit yesterday's POST.
my post like so EMO kie..
=.=
these few days feeling so down lor.
after what daph ask me abt tt girl,
i've realised abt some stuffs.
i'm like..
really regret abt it lor.
=(
argh..
all bcoz of THAT GIRL.
i'm sure you noe who i'm toking abt.
i know tt girl wun go n read my blog. EVER AGAIN.
but NVM.
i'm sure someone will tell you..
=((
so damn sad-ed le..
haizzzzz.....
nt onli sad. depressed and sad.
while writting this post,
i reallie feel like crying alr..
I HOPE SOMEONE WILL TELL YOU ABT THIS POST.
yeah.
yes. it's you, geraldine leong. i supp you wun noe. sry abt what i've done or told you.
In Your hands i'll trust~
whee~ happy days mann..
lemme tell u wat happened yesterday.
the express classes went to see FORBIDDEN CITY!
lols.
onli nid to pay $20 lehh..
so nice mann..
it's abt the 'dragon lady ' thing lahh.
anyway, you ppl shld go lor.
soo nice.
esp the songs.
x)
back to today.
went for sermon.
den dunno what.
sent crap sms to JIA EN.
and of course EVAN!
oh ya.
anyway, evan sat bside me only..
hahs.
after tt, we're supp to hv our cell grp in the hall.
but after evan asked daph,
everyone go to the CC to hv cell grp meeting.
HAH.
cheat our feelings.
lols.
jia en sarah and i walked there..
and sarah gt stomachache.
go we ' carried' her..
BUT it always FAIL.
at the end still go back same place.
tsk.
so.. jia en and i decide tt sarah shld WALK HERSELF.
whaa.. so crap mann..
hah.
after the meeting,
linn daph jia en jocylyn and the guys went to tampines 2 hv lunch.
lols.
ate at pastamania.
den went watch MONSTER HOUSE.
so scary lor.
okay.
prob it's nt scary in the way.
but i nv bring jacket lor.
den so COLD.
hahas.
show was quite nice..
den we went toy 'r' us.
and continue crapping.
hahas.
after tt, we went back HOME!
whee~!
finally got chance to blog again.
bored bored and bored.
BUT.
nothing to post lor.
sian.
haiz..
i supp tt's the stuffs i can post today.
prob ltr i'll post some jokes ltr
Subject: The old telephone - a nice story
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones
in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to
the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too
little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination
when my mother talked to it.
Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived
an amazing person. Her name was "Information Please" and there was
nothing she did not know. Information Please could supply anyone's
number and the correct time.
My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day
while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool
bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer, the pain
was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was
no one home to give sympathy.
I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally
arriving at the stairway. The telephone! Quickly, I ran for the
footstool in the parlor and dragged it to the landing. Climbing up,
I unhooked the receiver in the parlor and held it to my ear.
"Information, please" I said into the mouthpiece just above my
head. A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.
"Information."
"I hurt my finger..." I wailed into the phone, the tears came
readily enough now that I had an audience.
"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.
"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.
"Are you bleeding?" the voice asked.
"No," I replied. "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."
"Can you open the icebox?" she asked.
I said I could.
"Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger,"
said the voice.
">After that, I called "Information Please" for everything. I asked
her for help with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia
was. She helped me with my math.
">She told me my pet chipmunk that I had caught in the park just
the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.
Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary, died. I called,
"Information Please," and told her the sad story. She listened, and
then said things grown-ups say to soothe a child. But I was not
consoled. I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so
beautifully and bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap
of feathers on the bottom of a cage?"
She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "Wayne
always remember that there are other worlds to sing in."
Somehow I felt better.
Another day I was on the telephone, "Information Please."
"Information," said in the now familiar voice. "How do I spell
fix?" I asked.
All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest. When
I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston. I
missed my friend very much. "Information Please" belonged in that
old wooden box back home and I somehow never thought of trying the
shiny new phone that sat on the table in the hall. As I grew into
my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never
really left me.
Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene
sense of security I had then. I appreciated now how patient,
understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little
boy.
A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in
Seattle. I had about a half-hour or so between planes. I spent 15
minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now.
Then without thinking what I was doing, I dialed my hometown
operator and said, "Information Please."
Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.
"Information."
I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying, "Could you please
tell me how to spell fix?"
There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess
your finger must have healed by now."
I laughed, "So it's really you," I said. "I wonder if you have any
idea how much you meant to me during that time?"
I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your call meant to me.I
never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."
I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I
asked if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.
"Please do", she said. "Just ask for Sally."
Three months later I was back in Seattle. A different voice
answered, "Information." I asked for Sally.
"Are you a friend?" she said.
"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this," she said. "Sally had been
working part-time the last few years because she was sick. She died
five weeks ago." Before I could hang up she said, "Wait a minute,
did you say your name was Wayne?" "Yes." I answered.
">"Well, Sally left a message for you. She wrote it down in case
you called.
Let me read it to you."
The note said, "Tell him there are other worlds to sing in. He'll
know what I mean."
I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant.
Never underestimate the impression you may make on others.
Whose life have you touched today?
Lifting you on eagle's wings. May you find the joy and peace you
long for.
Life is a journey ... NOT a guided tour. I loved this story and
just had to pass it on. I hope you enjoy it and get a blessing from
it just as I did.
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.
Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire
Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.
Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.
Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
Cardboard windshield sun shade:
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Curling Iron
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Hair Dryer
Do not use in shower.
Hair Dryer
Do not use while sleeping.
Hand-held Massaging Device
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Container of Underarm Deodorant.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.
Can of self-defense pepper spray.
May irritate eyes.
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
A frisbee
Warning: May contain small parts.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.
A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Electric Cattle Prod
For use on animals only.
Can of air freshener.
For use by trained personnel only.
Silly Putty
Do not use as ear plugs.
Knife sharpening stone
Warning: knives are sharp!
Deodorant
Do not use intimately.
Rat Poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Portable stroller
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Dashboard of a mail truck
Look before driving.
Children's cough medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Sign at a railroad station
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Bottom of a supermarket dessert box
Do not turn upside down.
Package of dice.
Not for human consumption.
Bottled Drink:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Shipment of hammers
May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Turn off motor before using this product.
6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Remove plastic before eating.
Box for a car jack
For lifting purposes only.
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Bus Stop
No stopping or standing.
Church Sign
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Credit card statement.
Payment is due by the due date.
Laundromat triple washer
No small children.
Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Box of Pills
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper.
Instructions: usage known.
Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Espresso Kettle
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
T.V. manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Label on a hammer
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
VCR box
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Black rubber fishing worm
Not for human consumption.
Orange Juice Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Depend Adult Diapers
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Furniture Wipes
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Lawnmower
Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not open here.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Container of lighter fluid
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Box of household nails
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Drink bottle label
Do not peel label off.
Woolite carpet cleaner
Safe for carpets, too!
Box of Frosted Cheerio's
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
Sterno
Do not use near fire or flame.
Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium
Hose Nozzle
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Politically Correct Phrases For Students:
No one fails a class any more, he's merely "passing impaired."
You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded any more. They merely "hit social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
It's not called gossip any more. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
whee~! i'm back fm skuu!
long time no post.
lemme tell u ppl another story...
there was one a lil girl named lydia.
one day, she went for morning in the skuu and when she came back,
she din noe her wallet was lost.
she went to class and do the usual stuffs students will do.
minutes b4 recess, when she's supp to take her wallet along to the canteen,
she found out tt her wallet was LOST!
*sob* guess wat's inside the wallet.
EZ link card,
safra membership card,
her NEOPRINTS!!!
phone cards,
$30,
and lot more other CARDS!!
*sobbb*
so sadd..
she went to the RTC in her skuu and report missing wallet.
the HUMAN inside juz told her off.
told her to look IN THE DUSTBINS in the skuu.
coz ppl who hv their wallet missing yesterday found her wallet THERE..
crap lahh...
wat nonsense lor.
TSK.
sian-ed.
muz go make new EZ LINK card.
WTH.
list of contradic words
young sixty
Light-Heavyweight
baby giant
chilling fever
dark day
Eyes Wide Shut
head butt
holy hell
harmless sin
Insane logic
practical joke
paper towel
perfect misfit
quiet storm
quiet yell
quiet scream
RUBBER CEMENT
silent yell
steel wool
serious clown
Valuable junk
warm ice
wise fool
young sixty
saturday
went zoo.
din noe the monkeys can roam about one..
whole place so stinky..
eew.
today
went church early.
sat wif JIA EN.
took her DARE.
yesh.
i wore a SKIRT.
can't believe it mann..
eeww..
den nxt wk jia en dunwan take my dare.
shall nt do any of JIA EN's dare nxt time.
HAH.
cheat feelings one..
for lunch,
jia en, abi, evan, de qi , yan quan and i went expo.
for lunch.
DUH.
evan ate a lot mann...
guess wat she ate.. heex.
packet of nasi lemak,
laska,
mochi, etc.
and the rest of us obviously din eat as MUCH.
lols.
after LUNCH, cheryl and rach joined us.
went to the book fair and rot.
the books so borrrrriiinnngggg....
argh..
cheryl wanted 2 go to the food fair thing.
so we went.
abi, evan and dq went back.
leaving yq, jia en, cheryl, rach and i to ROAM the place.
*crap crap crap*
den time for going back HOME!
rach and i took the same bus to the MRT.
den she took another bus and i walked back home.
it seems like millions of years pass..
and FINALLY,
i've REACHED!
yays. ( lame )
and ta-da!
i'm here posting.
hehs.
THERE'S SKOOL TMR!!!
oh. my. GOD.
whaa.. haven't pack my bagg...
sian mann..
dunwan go skuu..
but since i've got to go,
i shall go..
lol.
tok alot of craps today.
hee~
~Friends~
Who exactly are your friends?
Im sure you all dont go around asking people "Are you my friend?"
Does the person ...
that accompany you every recess down your friend?
that give you a birthday present your friend?
that always says hi in the morning to you your friend?
that lend you his/her homework to copy your friend?
that never fails to cheer you up your friend?
that always bully you your friend?
and the countless questions follows...
Its also quite hard to make friends these days, and Im sure you dont go around looking and sounding like a moron by saying, "Hey can we be friends?"
Who can you make friends with?
The person sitting next to you?
The person who travel with you to school every morning?
The person who has the same CCA as you?
The person who have the same hobbies as you?
And the list continues on and on and on, neverending.
Are you my friend?
Dummy's Guide To How To Piss People Off
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
12.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
if ur heart has been broken b4 , will u still love again?
the broken soul. her tragic life. Do they exist? speak 2 the dead
oh ya.
forgot to add something.
i'm the onli person who din eat the macs.
maybe there's some prob with the macs..
hee..
thank GOD yeah?
something extra today..
the REAL post un under tis.
_________________________________
A tiny drop of water
Plop! Splashes into the gentle waves
Like a person who gives up peace
And joins the calming crowd.
Now, back into rewind
You're surrounded by the magic
The joys of love and passion
Shining in a deep radiance.
But why would you give that up?
Well, every rose has its thorn
And with blissfulness, sorrow is born.
Great beauty must have flaws
You soon shall learn of all.
Tranquility lies inside the crowd
Serenity is gained
Peaceful, relaxing moment of joy
While you still lie at ease.
But you still keep the memories
Surrounded by ruffled imprints
How it felt
Before that tiny droplet dissolved.
whee~
juz came back fm cycling at pasir ris park.
jia en n rach go there so early lor.
like 2pm leh...
supp 2 be 2.30 one lor.
tok bus 17 fm pasir ris mrt to the aranda country club.
walked for very very long..
den jia en went to unlock her bike...
she like cannot bend down one..
hee...
jk jk.
so, rach and i say fm behind she look VERY VERY pretty..
like so siao jie..
in frnt.
VERY pretty..
lol.
so funny siaa..
walked VERY VERY VERY long..
den found the rental shop..
it's like 2 bridges AWAY lehh...
thank GOD jia en
"any how" point can bring us there..
hee..
went to rent..
like $6 per hr leh.
soo.. obviously onli rach and i rent..
the seat so comfy..
nt like jia en's bike.
lol.
i tell you ar...
jia en SUPER DUPER slow man..
the speed which aunties cycle to the MARKET....
wahahahaha...
smsed with tis veri funny senior named zhou zhen...
who named me..
l.a.l.a....
L-A L-A lehh..
like some teletubbies thing..
eeeeekk...
den she went to slp.
rach got stomach ache..
and she say it taste like: COKE.
soo pro mann..
can taste LEH.
juz few mins ago,
jia en told me she oso got stomachache.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE MAC!!!!
omg..
they so pro mann..
looks like mac and taste like coke.
eeeeeewwwwww...
disgusting mann...
i didn't eat mac mah..
so very happy nv get stomacheche..
heex.
managed to drink onli...
XP
yesterday tried to download tt stoopid trickster game..
den waste my 13 hrs..
din suceed in downloading..
=_____=;;
IRRITATING LOR.
wun trust li min le..
say wat 1 hr download onlii...
tskk..
den took bus 17 back home..
and sms sone humans on the bus.
and ONE OF THEM is..
my very very funny and cute seeeennniiiooooororrrr...
heex.
i'm dead beat.
byebye!
to charmaine~
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
you looks like some gals fm the anime..lols.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
talk the whole conversation w/o laughing.
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
PINK!
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
your ability to laugh non-stop.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
last yr. when i join poiema in p6.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
hamster?
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
are you happy with your ability to laugh non-stop?
8. You must post this on your blog!!
GO GO GO!!!
_____________________________________________
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
you are VERY VERY participating.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
try to keep ur hair NEAT the whole day.
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
hot pink
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
err.. art? or creativity. yupp.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
your craziness.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
some furry hamster
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
are you happy the way you are now?
8. You must post this on your blog!!
u noe.. sometimes..
ppl say ask and it shall be given?
it's not like this..
usually.
for me.
parents always ask you whether u wan to do tis.. that or wadeva when you dun NEED it .
and when you need?
they reject YOU.
dammit. it ain' meant to be.
Fm jia en...
missed out urs.. the last time
heh.
sry ar.
To lydia:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
you're so tall for your age! haha.. cant imagine how tall you'll be when you reach my age!
[[ i think i wun be growing taller le.. grown 1 cm onli, eversince last yr.]]
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
wear a skirt on sun! haha~ without us of course.. =D
[[ wha.. i got wear mah. the last last time.. rmb? ]]
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
purple
[[ ooh.. why ar? ]]
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
you're very helpful! always asking you to do things for us. ehehehe.. =X remember the kfc plain water? haha.. and you're funny at times!
[[ ehh.. tt's call b-u-l-l-y.. lols. ]]
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
the tallll and quiet girl..
[[ you r oso tall mah ]]
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
giraffe? haha!
[[ ooh... bcoz of my height izit? heh ]]
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
why you keep changing your blog skins and blog url ah? too free? haha~
[[ coz veri sian always se the same skin? or maybe toooo free... ]]
8. You must post this on your blog!!
[[ post le ]]
to jia en.
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
a veri tall girl ( same as me XP ) who is veri nice. and loves pets!!!
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
wear a skirt.. or something PINK!
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
blue?
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
u and your friendliness
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
tall and shy girl?
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
DOGS!!
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Were there any other English names that you wanted to have? are you happy abt ur height?
8. You must post this on your blog!!
to deqi
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
you've got great musical skills
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
try learning the keyboards =)
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
white
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
anything u can think of?
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
someone tt looks young.. when he is actually old?
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
human. heh. can't think of any, now.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Were there any other English names that you wanted to have?
8. You must post this on your blog!!
fm sarah to Lydia
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
We should do more stuff like t-shirt making together! It was fun having you around!
[[ ooh.. ]]
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Speak out more! Dare to express! BE CRAZIER! Oh, and to display your artistic talent!
I know it's hidden in there somewhere!
[[ arghh.. crazier? ]]
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
Black
[[ nice colour =) ]]
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
You are really nice! You've got a good heart, and though you get irritated, I've yet
to see you retaliate, which is good!
[[ i'm nice? heh. ]]
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
A girl who's tall for your age, in black clothes, and real quiet. not anymore though!
[[ i'm still quiet wadd.. ]]
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
A sparrow
[[ ooh.. ]]
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Were there any other English names that you wanted to have?
[[ no? can't decide.. hee ]]
8. You must post this on your blog!!
[[ i've post? ]]
----- hey ppl! care to tag me? so i can do tis for YOU? heh.. tag "shout it out loud"----
am all alone ; being magligned
All these while, I am wronged ; maligned
I don't feel like living anymore
i trusted everyone
and nothing came back in return,
I am still not being understood
I am silly..
to think they I will get trusted
I no longer expect anything in return.
i am tired though but i will go on
till i can't anymore.i still believe
i will be noticed
one day..
i walk alone, in this road of life
trust me,hold my hands
understand me, love me
care for me...
i am all alone ; hasn't change much
i am still the little girl that sits by the window
and watch the sunset till the night falls
i trusted everyone
most of them den left me,lying in a pool of blood
i still persist...i still trusted everyone.
i am silly..to jump into a pool
which i noe i will eventually get hurt..
but, for friends,it's worth .
i am tired though but i will go on
till i can't anymore.i still believe
i will be noticed
one day..
i walk alone, in this road of life
promise me, tat u will hold my hands
and walk wif me till the eternity..
and promise me u will tell me
who u are..
finally found confirmation photo of the 3 poiemains
whaa..
the confirmation photo so slow.
so, now den post.
LOL.
yestersday, after church, went for poiema,
an ee's friend, melody came.
den played murderer again.
like it's the only game.
heh.
after yth,
abi jia en and i went to east point with the guys.
duno who suggest go buy skirt den wear nxt sunday.
hmm.
i suppose it's abi?
coz jia en rebonded her hair and let it down.
den bcome so gu niang.
heh.
so abi and i decided we shld get a skirt for her.
lols.
after being in east point for quite some time,
we still can't find.
went to shops like this fashion and dunno wat.
so, we took an MRT to tampines mall.
thinking tt we shld b able to find...
but obviously we din.
haizz..
i think we spent more than 2 hrs looking 4 a skirt.
went metro, isetan and some other shops.
actually, we found one for abi.
BUT.
she say muz get one size bigger.
but we din.
the skirts like so nice lor.
after tt,
abi n i took a bus to woodlands.
and jia en another bus.
hmm..
i tink the bus is 168?
nvm.
toking 2 abi is like so fun..
i oso dunno wat we tok abt le.
other than the JC thing.
rachel's so clever..
can get into TJC.
just like joel thong.
now she cannot say he nerdy le..
coz she oso.
heh.
sian sian and more sian.
cannot go wif jia en and abi to bugis junction today...
saded man.
=(((
saw tis thing abt the hanging gardens of babylon ( now known as baghdad).
i'm like.. WOW.
trees in mid air.
heh.
The Hanging Gardens probably did not really "hang" in the sense of being suspended from cables or ropes. The name comes from an inexact translation of the Greek word kremastos or the Latin word pensilis, which mean not just "hanging", but "overhanging" as in the case of a terrace or balcony.
However, to the ancients, was probably the most amazing part of the garden. Babylon rarely received rain and for the garden to survive it would have had to been irrigated by using water from the nearby Euphrates River. That meant lifting the water far into the air so it could flow down through the terraces, watering the plants at each level. This was probably done by means of a "chain pump."
Construction of the garden wasn't only complicated by getting the water up to the top, but also by having to avoid having the liquid ruin the foundation once it was released. Since stone was difficult to get on the Mesopotamian plain, most of the architecture in Babel utilized brick. The bricks were composed of clay mixed with chopped straw and baked in the sun. The bricks were then joined with bitumen, a slimy substance, which acted as a mortar. These bricks quickly dissolved when soaked with water. For most buildings in Babel this wasn't a problem because rain was so rare. However, the gardens were continually exposed to irrigation and the foundation had to be protected.
How big were the gardens? Diodorus tells us it was about 400 feet wide by 400 feet long and more than 80 feet high. Other accounts indicate the height was equal to the outer city walls. Walls that Herodotus said were 320 feet high.
In any case the gardens were an amazing sight: A green, leafy, artificial mountain rising off the plain. But did it actually exist? After all, Herodotus never mentions it.
how nice if it still exist.
XP
holidays rawk.
yays.
i hate tt girl.
she's seriously irritating.
haiz.
i'm bored.
i'm tired.
tired of life.
~ when will sorrows end ~
quiz replied fm dq.
who wan to do tis quiz?
tag me. =D
yay.. finally it's replied. heh.
_______________________________
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
You're so quiet & soft spoken in church! Often hiding among the crowds..but it seems there's this louder side of you tat isn't shown yet :)
[[ isit? ]]
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Be in front of the youths 1 day to share a testimony or something...or at least be more out spoken. :)
[[ no? heh. i dun hv any testimony to tok abt ]]
3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you.
Grey
[[ nice colour ]]
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
You seem to have this mix of outward quietness, but inner firm stand that is quiet straightforward. Hmm...it's interesting.
[[ oh. ]]
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
The quiet girl who kept to herself.
[[ did u juz copy the sentence of my report card or something?]]
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
Sparrow
[[ oooh. sparrow? why ar?]]
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Did you have another name like karyn or something?
[[ u din noe?]]
whee~
back blogging.
went TM watch devil wears prada at ard 9.30pm.
the movie so nice..
it's about a naive young woman comes to New York
and scores a job as the assistant to one of the city's biggest
magazine editors, the ruthless and cynical Miranda Priestly.